Gym resolutioners are the worst11/22/2023 ![]() But this time of the year you have to plan ahead to attend them. I love them! I love them because I don’t have to think about my workouts, I love them because it motivates me to workout for a full hour. ![]() Alabama likes to go anytime after 7:30 pm for that same reason.ģ: Classes: I am the Queen of workout classes. Try a new gym time: I showed up at the gym on monday at 5:30 am and was surprised by how empty it was. (Have hope though, in about two weeks a good number of resolutioners lose momentum).Ģ. You shouldn’t be upset about that, but just realize that your favorite elliptical might be in use for the next few weeks. Be Patient: Everyone is at the gym because they want to get healthy. So after my first and second visit to the gym this week I came up with a few tips to surviving the resolutioners. Now there is nothing wrong with a little fitness related New Year’s resolution but you also should not let the short-timers scare you away either–because you have goals too! The pure site of treadmill after treadmill being taken over by over exuberant resolutioners. The time where we lace up our gym shoes and put on our gym clothes in fear and agony of what comes next. By Spring, some rooftop happy hour or garden brunch will be the first of many reasons they claim they cannot workout that day, and I’ll have my gym back for the rest of the year.It’s that time of year again, we all know it has come. ![]() All of these resolutioners need to stop wasting their money or time signing up for trial periods. And let’s be honest, your fantasy of sparking up a conversation even when the cutie’s call ends is not likely since he will seamless switch from talking to texting with his head down so you won’t even be able to enjoy the view from the mirror in front of you for too long. The content of the discussion you overhear further confirms your wise choice not to engage the gym-goer and just enjoy the reflection of the eye candy in the mirror as you run a quarter marathon. He is so engulfed in his phone conversation…loudly talking…using the speaker…that any attraction that caught your attention dissolves as quickly as your futile attempt to add ice cubes to your plastic water bottle. The third person that shows up almost gives you hope for humanity, but you then notice that they are only at the gym to sit on machines and weight benches. She didn’t listen to the suggestion of using a key lock and so spends most of her time helpless and muttering curses seemingly to herself, however loud just enough to garner an audience that attempts to come to her rescue. The second person is The Silly Woman or damsel in distress. And I’m not against PDA–it’s disgusting, unnecessary, and unproductive (especially since your hands should be gripping the arms of an elliptical or twenty pound free weights). They’re the two holding hands as they parade around the gym. You’ll know them because at least two items they’re wearing match whether it’s their baseball caps, tee shirts, sneakers, color scheme, something will definitely be the same. First type of person at the gym comes as a pair: the couple. So the downside to a new year: the resolutioners are at the gym again for their annual two months of “it’s going to be different this year” weight loss plan. ![]()
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